“Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.” ~William Lyon Phelps
Sometimes I forget how lucky I am and I shouldn’t but I do. Like this morning when I was walking across Capitol Hill in DC and I noticed how genuinely happy and impressed by our nation’s capital they all were. This month I have four trips to Washington the thought of which throws me into a grand tizzy with dramatic facial expressions and hyperbole. While I’m having a melodramatic moment there are hordes of people who come to Washington thrilled to be inside the beltway in this ‘seat of power’. I walk past folks whipping out their cameras to capture this memory and realize that I need to tap into my wealth of luck more often and learn to appreciate things. A novel concept, I know.
All of that said when I was in Houston for Mom 2.0 I did two small roundtable discussions on how parents/people in general can involve themselves in the political process. If there is one thing that would make my heart burst it would be for people to love politics as much as I love politics. Because, you guys? I love it so very much. Anyway it was the past conversation at Mom 2.0 coupled with walking through the House office buildings that led me to another thought:
Let’s say that there is an issue out there that affects the masses. And I’m going to use workplace flexibility as the issue because a) it affects everyone and b) because the blogosphere has been abuzz on this issue. I’m going to present this issue because while I am trying to be more positive and appreciative, I am also trying to look at things from different angles. For example the White House doesn’t necessarily write policy. They drive it of course and help to influence what goes on legislatively but it’s congress that writes the laws. The White House can hold 156 forums but if Congress isn’t fully engaged then you get nothing.
So with workplace flexibility and since it’s a labor issue I think of those who have the most invested in what happens in the workplace; the labor movement. Now is the time when someone will tell me how God awful unions are and they’re corrupt and blah blah blah but I can unequivocally say that they’re a force to be reckoned with. Not only that but they are the gold standard for workplace flexibility; they are what the Department of Labor and the White House want for other businesses to achieve when it comes to this issue.
In my head – a little utopia – I could only think; If you have a workplace problem why not go to AFL-CIO (the umbrella labor federation)? Or join forces and go to a member of congress? Preferably a member of congress on the Ed and Labor Committee on the House or the Health, Education, Labor and Pensions (HELP) Committee member in the Senate? Because that is what I would do: I would join forces – which sounds so hokey but it works – with others in the same boat and I would lobby the shit out of members of congress. I would find members who are amenable to my cause and those who might be against and I would fax them and write letters and let them know that workplace flexibility is a huge problem in what is the most advanced nations in the world. I would tell them that workers fear for their jobs when their kid gets the sniffles. I would tell them that work/family balance* is laughable. I would say that people should be able to have better control over their lives and that setting a national standard is the best place to start.
Anyway, this is just a thought. A long, rambling thought. But yeah, that’s what I would do.




How to Compromise: A step by step process
“I’m unhappy. You’re unhappy too. That’s what a good compromise is all about!” – Larry David
1. Realize that something expires in less than a month so decide to start working on it two weeks before it needs to be done because you’re like a college freshman with red bull, pizza and 24 hours to cram.
2. Put on your big boy undies and realize that without cooperation and compromise with the other side shit won’t get done.
2a. People would really like for you to get some shit done.
3. Meet with Republican leaders to produce a compromise because without them you get quagmire and shutdown and you know what’s worse than not getting shit done? Having a non-functioning government, that’s what.
4. In your compromise where you give the rich everything they never really needed, you do manage to remember the oft-forgotten middle class. Yes, that middle class. The one that is shrinking to nothing.
5. In exchange for an extension of unemployment benefits for 13 months you give those making a million dollars a massive tax break.
5a. Pretend to believe in the trickle down theory.
6. Make your compromise public.
7. Realize that despite compromise 150 people still hate you because you dare compromise with the Devil. See also; they’d prefer you just grow some balls.
8. Explain yo’self fool.
9. How ’bout a beer summit? Better yet, how do we feel about vodka?
10. WHY IS NO ONE EVER HAPPY?
11. Rinse and repeat for the next two to six years. Yay!
Must read: Ben Smith’s Tax Cut Framework Talking Points
Video of the Obama/Clinton tax compromise press conference via the White House: